Imagine you are a busy sysadmin. You have to stay in front of the computer as closer to 24/7 as possible, of course.
As every sysadmin, you love coffee (and need it to survive!). But every minute that passes while you go to the coffee machine and wait the coffe is a lost minute. Mumble, mumble… what could you do?
Here is the perfect solution: it’s a CPU box with an incorporated coffee machine!. People are very mad these days… %-)
The NASA wants to install mind-reader machines in US airports to prevent terrorism.
Human mind sends electrical waves when working (this is part of the synapse mechanism). The so-projected mind-readers would be able to detect and understand this waves, so that if you have “thinkings agains the US interests” you’ll be arrested by the FBI.
Man! Everyghing is getting more and more like George Orwell‘s 1984 ðŸ™
Bueno, sigo vivo. Siento decepcionar a los que se hubieran hecho ilusiones 🙂
Llevo mes y medio muy, muy atareado. ¿Por qué? Pues evidentemente, porque estoy de exámenes. La agonía del estudiante ðŸ™
Me gustaría poder decir que todo me ha ido como la seda, pero no sería cierto: no he aprobado Tratamiento Digital de la Señal (4.3, qué poco ha faltado!), pero bueno, para septiembre. Como dicen los matemáticos:
los problemas en los que vale la pena trabajar
muestran su valor al contraatacar.
Actualización: Je, je, tiene gracia, pero fuí a la revisión sin ninguna esperanza y aprobé: cinco-punto-cero-cero 🙂
Ever wondered how a CD player, the evolution or a boomerang works? Now you can find the answers you expected. It’s all in How Stuff Works.
Who is your favourite (girl) celebrity? Laetitia Casta? Anna Kournikova? Elizabeth Hurley? Now you can watch them all in a “competition”. You decide who wins in the Chick Tourney!
Do you know what DotNet is? Well, it was hard to me, but I finally cope with the idea.
But, do you know what Dotnet is useful for? What’s new in DotNet? What does DotNet have that I couldn’t have done with existing technologies?
This is a great question, and here is the answer: NOTHING. DotNet brings nothing new to the Internet. I’ll post here an (extensive) collection of links when I have time to. For now, read what Joel Spolsky (a former Microsoft employee, responsible for Visual BASIC for Applications and part of the Excel team) thinks. There’s also the answer of an anonymous Microsoft employee (part a of the actual Passport team).
Yep, even MS doesn’t know what DotNet is and does.
The new site is already in testing stage, you can access it here.
It’s located in Morgoth, the IEEE server in the Telecommunications School of València. It’s running Postnuke (after a lot of futile trying with Slash. Configuration and look will be tuned during this week (I hope), and soon we will move to Morgoth (when I manage to move the existing articles from Blog to Postnuke).
This is completely absurd. It has no sense, but it’s funny: a guy who has implanted a (really small) webserver in a fly. Here.
This man should be really stupid. Sure. In this article he states that Apple is anti-Christian (‘cos Mac OS X is based on Darwin), FreeBSD developers are devil friends (remember the logo) and a lot of other ridiculous things.
What more scares me is there’s people out there who believes in trolls like Mr. Paley
By the way, here you have another demonstration of stupidity (with FreeBSD’s logo, again).